2026

Project Hail Mary Review

It’s well known that I’ll watch Ryan Gosling in anything. But if you add in stunning space visuals and a heartwarming relationship with an alien? Then you have my favourite film of 2026 so far. […]

2026

Hoppers Review

Inside Out 2 was good, but overall recent Pixar films have felt fairly lacklustre to me. But the trailer for Hoppers had me intrigued. It appeared to be self aware, referencing it’s similarity to Avatar. […]

2026

War Machine Review

No, it’s not a film about Rhodey set after Endgame. What this is…well imagine someone took Metal Gear Rex, ED-209, and a Predator, and mushed it all up with some standard military ooh rah. Then […]

2026

Scream 7 Review

After a lot of production and cast goings on, Scream returns again! This time the writer of the first, second, and fourth entries, Kevin Williamson, is directing. And most importantly, Neve Campbell is back! Sidney […]

2026

Self Reliance Review

Recently I’ve really got into physical media. I want to build a curated selection of films that leave me less reliant on the streaming and their nonsense. But streamers can still be useful sometimes. Sometimes […]

2026

A Real Pain Review

Loving someone isn’t straightforward. You can love someone but still hate them! You can be jealous of them, perhaps infuriated by them. But those emotions are all based on you deeply caring. A Real Pain […]

2026

Zootopia 2 Review

Oh my God this film is so woke. What a bunch of snowflakes. Banging on about erasure of culture, appropriation, acceptance of everyone, and learning that differences can make us stronger. It makes me want […]

2026

The Rip Review

To hold a year’s wages in your hand. What would you do? I wonder what several year’s would do. It would cross your mind to take some wouldn’t it? Come on, you would wouldn’t you. […]