Film Review

This is definitely a film that I watched in 2026. Considering it’s box office underperformance that could be taken as a kind judgement. It is not the fault of Milly Alcock, who neckbeards on the […]

I worked through my fair share of Lego sets when I was younger. I’d open it up, follow the instructions to make the vehicle (always vehicles), and then very quickly take it apart again. Why? […]

Disturbing! I managed to feel a lot of the hype around Obsession without finding out any details. This was both very pleasing, but also unsettling. I might have liked a bit more notice. Because due […]

Another Toy Story! Having seen the first one at release when I was ten, I can feel myself ageing. But I don’t think there’s any point discussing why there is a fifth entry in this […]

Funny how you can be a year younger or older than a mate and your experience of cartoons be so different. You might assume that everyone knows Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. But they don’t! […]

“Mortal Kombat is a reasonable franchise starter. It may not be as memorable as its predecessor, but it deserves another round.” SDS, 2021 Having now seen another round in Mortal Kombat II, I don’t think […]

It’s well known that I’ll watch Ryan Gosling in anything. But if you add in stunning space visuals and a heartwarming relationship with an alien? Then you have my favourite film of 2026 so far. […]

I enjoyed 2023’s Mario movie, despite what a lot of people had to say about it. I called people lazy in their criticism, with fundamental misunderstandings of what the film was meant to be. For […]