2026

Clayface Review

The trailer looked a bit nasty but I was sure that a “comic book film” wouldn’t go full body horror. Clayface only bloody did! Well done DCU. This film has done several things that this […]

2026

Street Fighter (2026) Review

I said hey. What’s going on? Yes, good question. Because this is an odd one. Likely a short review! I’m not a Street Fighter guy (Tekken is my jam). I played SF2 back in the […]

2026

Halloween Kills Review

Initially I described Halloween Kills as the Empire Strikes Back of the new trilogy. The one where everything goes wrong. I later realised it was actually The Last Jedi. ‘HK’ is all about swings. A […]

2026

Resident Evil (2026) Review

For the past week I’ve been mulling over the latest Resident Evil film. The eighth RE film produced by Constantin Film, which baffles me to be honest. The first one was alright. It’s sequels were […]

2026

Supergirl Review

This is definitely a film that I watched in 2026. Considering it’s box office underperformance that could be taken as a kind judgement. It is not the fault of Milly Alcock, who neckbeards on the […]

2026

Obsession Review

Disturbing! I managed to feel a lot of the hype around Obsession without finding out any details. This was both very pleasing, but also unsettling. I might have liked a bit more notice. Because due […]

2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Review

Weird to think that Tom Holland has been Spider-Man for a decade. Across six appearances he has been recruited, loved, lost, showered with Stark tech, been to space, blipped, had his identity revealed, worked with […]

2026

Doom: The Dark Ages Review

Whilst my love of Doom 2016 was immediate, Eternal needed longer. A replay and adjusted expectations did it the world of good. It took some time, but I eventually figured out those bloody Marauders! Through […]

2026

007 First Light Review

There were several times whilst playing 007 First Light that I lamented the pacing. How dare a game slow down when I’m having fun shooting bad guys! But the more I think about the game […]