2023
Halloween Films Ranked
I’ve figured out what the Halloween franchise is. It’s a choose your own adventure! Thirteen films across six different timelines. Changing masks, even in the same film. There’s a tonne of story and behind the […]
2023
2023
Metal Gear Solid Games Ranked
Pushing the limits of what a game can be, with complicated characters and themes, the Metal Gear Solid games have always blurred the line between video game and film. Ten minute plus cutscenes used to […]
2023
Godzilla Minus One Review
Ballooning budgets forcing the need for huge opening weekends. Mergers and mistreatment as companies strain to milk everything they can out of their properties and employees. Dilution of prized IPs through constant content that carelessly […]
2023
Uncharted Review
It took so long to make this film that Mark Wahlberg aged out of playing the main charcater and became the older supporting character. Fourteen years from inception to release! Was it worth it? No. […]
2023
Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Review
I had thoughts you know. Big thoughts. Really detailed thoughts. Thoughts that might take me thousands of words to fully articulate. Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 is a massive, highly anticipated release! A PS5 exclusive! But then […]
2023
Mad Mad: Fury Road Review
It’s been eight years since I watched Fury Road in the cinema. But the new trailer for Furiosa got my Mad Max engine revving. With many people now holding it up as one of the […]
2023
The Killer Review
If asked beforehand, I’d have told you “I don’t think I’ve seen many David Fincher films”. Consider me corrected. Of the twelve films he has directed, I’ve seen nine. Thinking back, there’s always a measured, […]
2023
Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose Review
Never would have watched this were it not for the title. It is because it’s sheer oddness? Is it because it sounds a lot like Nandos? Regardless, a Sunday night streaming search quickly settled onto […]
2023
The Lost World: Jurassic Park Review
As a kid things were simple. If I saw dinosaurs I was happy. I may still be twelve in my head, but thirty-eight year old me does know better. So whilst I wouldn’t say I’ve […]
2023
TMNT (2007) Review
The original TMNT film, expertly balanced comic book accuracy with amazing stunt work and a lot of heart. It’s one of my all-time favourite films. It’s two direct sequels were rushed out with greatly diminishing […]