2019

Evolution Review

My wife was astounded that I hadn’t seen Evolution properly. So on it went! Released in 2001, what struck me most was how much things have changed since then, and I don’t mean in terms […]

Upgrade
2019

Upgrade Review

With a symbiotic relationship at the core, and a lead actor who looks a hell of a lot like Tom Hardy, Upgrade is superficially very similar to Venom. Break it down though and it’s a […]

First Blood
2019

Rambo: First Blood Review

There are few more evocative names in cinema than Rambo. The bandanna, the machine gun, the knife; Stallone’s character has become synonymous with staggering levels of violence and machismo. There’s nothing wrong with that, except […]

Bumblebee
2019

Bumblebee Review

The Bay Transformers films suck. They suck hard, like, would form a seal around something hard, or pull you through a small opening hard. Managing to be worse each time, the nadir for me was […]