100 Word Review – After Earth

After Earth is amazing.

Not in a good way mind you.

How can a film take someone as charismatic as WILL FREAKING SMITH and make him so damn dull and unlikeable? Oh wait I know, it’s by sitting him in a chair as an exposition machine!

Why does everyone speak with such an odd accent? It’s like their all struggling to pronounce their words.

The only positive is that the organic approach to the technology looks interesting.

I lied earlier on. I rescind my ‘amazing’. It’s not even worth being sarcastic about it. After Earth is just a poor film.

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