2024

Alien: Resurrection Review

There’s a reasonable chance you’ve clicked on this expecting me to give Alien: Resurrection a hard time. As a part of the Alien franchise, it’s absolutely middling. But it’s not bad, and despite being pretty […]

2024

Alien: Romulus Review

In many ways Fede Alvarez’s entry in the Alien franchise should be the one that makes the most people happy. A greatest hits of the franchise so far, it mainly successfully pulls together threads and […]

2024

Demolition Man Review

“Simon says bleed!” I’ve always remembered Demolition Man fondly. From Taco Bell to the three seashells, it’s a memorable bit of early nineties action with strong performances from Stallone and Snipes. Phew. It’s still great! […]

2024

Alien 3 Review

This is one of the rare instances where I need to clarify which version of the film I’m writing about. In this case I’m reviewing the theatrical cut of Alien 3, as the assembly cut […]

2024

X-Men: Dark Phoenix Review

With Deadpool and Wolverine providing some closure to the Fox universe of films, I figured I’d watch the only one I hadn’t seen. I have not seen or heard good things about Dark Phoenix. So […]