2020
Return of the Jedi Review
The more Star Wars moves on, the sorrier I feel for Return of the Jedi. It can’t seem to catch a break! Working through in chronological order, we have the film itself, which has been […]
Movie Review
2020
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge Review
MORTAL KOMBAT Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh Hold up. What many fans of the franchise would consider the definitive piece of MK musik is nowhere to be found here. So surely […]
2020
Sonic the Hedgehog Review
You’re welcome. No really, you are all welcome. It wasn’t just for me; I wanted everyone to enjoy a Sonic movie that wasn’t the source of pure nightmare fuel. In April 2019 I posted the […]
2020
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Review
Birds of Prey is a great representation of Harley Quinn. It’s unfocused and takes a while to get to the point, falling into being entertaining every so often. So in that regard it’s a success! […]
2020
Heat Review
Heat is the latest film I’ve seen as I build up my Robert De Niro resume, and it’s the best one yet. The more I watch the more I realise I’ve been missing out on […]
2020
Storks Review
This Stork delivers. […]
2017
Saban’s Power Rangers Review
Is it Morphin Time? Damn right! […]
2020
The Lighthouse Review
Like a moth to a damn big light, the hype emanating from The Lighthouse was bright enough to attract me to a neighbouring city to experience it. I could have just said that I’d watched […]
2020
Jurassic Park III Review
Yep, the one with the Spinosaurus. Funnily enough, the spell check on WordPress tried to change that to Tyrannosaurus. Joking aside, my spellchecker is onto something. Jurassic Park III is entertaining, but also clumsy, pushing […]
2020
The Irishman Review
I’m jumping straight in and addressing the length of this film first. The Irishman is long; at 209 minutes it’s the sort of piece you need to make a commitment to. Personally, I don’t usually […]