Commando
2020

Commando Review

What a gloriously shit film. Commando is some prime eighties action, with an in his prime Arnie busting out questionable one-liners. It also contains a villain with a chain mail concealed paunch, cardboard models, and […]

Taxi Driver
2020

Taxi Driver Review

It’s the 1970’s, and having returned from Vietnam, Travis Buckle finds himself at a loss. New York provides a broken and hellish backdrop to his lack of meaning. Struggling to sleep, he takes up a […]

Knives Out
2019

Knives Out Review

First things first, there is one thing I have to mention. Daniel Craig’s accent isn’t annoying or distracting! Guys, we’re immediately onto a winner. And it doesn’t end there; the good stuff keeps on coming. […]

Savage Islands
2019

Savage Islands Review

I’m sorry Lance, but Savage Islands isn’t great. Now to everyone but Lance, that comment won’t make any sense. Allow me to explain. Lance has given me the unique opportunity to review a film that […]

Enchanted
2019

Enchanted Review

How had I not seen Enchanted properly before! There’s a running joke on my wife’s side of the family that her brother does a great cry of “Giselle”, before biting the back of his hand. […]

Toy Story 4
2019

Toy Story 4 Review

Or would it? I honestly thought we were on a hiding to nothing as the three of us sat down to check out Toy Story 4. That maybe at best I’d like it, but it […]

Spider-Man
2019

Spider-Man (2002) Review

Surely only Batman fans can consider them as fortunate as those of Spider-Man over the past twenty years. Successful films, video games, comics, and animated series. They’ve both had it all. Neither have had it […]

Joker
2019

Joker Review

This review has taken some time to write. More time, more thought, and more conversations around Joker have led me to a very different place than when I first stepped out of the cinema. Originally, […]